Nanny Ogg sits opposite Ulla, stirring her tea with a spoon. Between them sits the fearsome Greebo, the tom cat who's not quite convinced that Ulla isn't just a very large fish and he's figuring out how best to eat her.

Nanny only blows on her tea, and gives a nod to the toast slices she's brought Ulla.

"Jam's getting a bit runny."