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Aug. 7th, 2022 09:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Spam]
Hi, new people. I'm Louise Belcher.
You might be saying to yourselves, why the H-E-double hockey sticks is there a kid here talking to me? Isn't it wrong, cruel, perhaps, to lock up a child and force her to sing and read stories?
Shh, well. I didn't say it. I can't say it. Because I don't have a way to keep messages private or anything.
The other Assisstants are gonna say this place is great. That there's nothing to worry about if we all just shut up and get along. Which we all know is bullshirt.
Anyway. If you want to know what this place is really like, come find me. I'll give you the shiiiituation.
Whoops! Sorry. Speech impediment. You know how kids are.
[Spam]
Even if no one replies to Louise, she'll be poking her head in to look for some of the unhappy Barge folk. She's particularly targeting Patients who look big or mean or could really do some damage on their own. She's busting out and she wants your help.
Hi, new people. I'm Louise Belcher.
You might be saying to yourselves, why the H-E-double hockey sticks is there a kid here talking to me? Isn't it wrong, cruel, perhaps, to lock up a child and force her to sing and read stories?
Shh, well. I didn't say it. I can't say it. Because I don't have a way to keep messages private or anything.
The other Assisstants are gonna say this place is great. That there's nothing to worry about if we all just shut up and get along. Which we all know is bullshirt.
Anyway. If you want to know what this place is really like, come find me. I'll give you the shiiiituation.
Whoops! Sorry. Speech impediment. You know how kids are.
[Spam]
Even if no one replies to Louise, she'll be poking her head in to look for some of the unhappy Barge folk. She's particularly targeting Patients who look big or mean or could really do some damage on their own. She's busting out and she wants your help.