"Oh god. Right. So we were in Madripor, which is this little island country in the South Pacific, all kinds of lawless. Zemo was pretending to be my handler, and Sam was pretending to be this asshole local. We were in a meeting with a fence who had info on the supersoldier serum, and we almost had her, and Sam's phone just goes off."

B rolls his eyes, towing Steve (gently) up the stairs. "It was his sister. Listening to him try to pretend to be this hot shot Madripor goon on the phone, with Sarah yelling at her kids about Cheerios in the background? It would've been hilarious if it hadn't almost gotten him shot."