"Yeah, you are," Steve says, in the wistful tone of someone for whom stopping bullets is a turn-on. Because Steve is weird like that.

Of course, for him, Sharon swooping in and saving the day isn't a surprise, even if part of him knows she got the short end of the stick when it had come to helping them with the Accords. But Steve had always trusted a Carter to land on her feet, if nothing else.

"So you never let Sam hear the end of it, right?"